Episode No. 18: Ride, baby! Ride
Motorcycles are not meant to be stored in a garage during the winter. They’re meant to be ridden, no matter HOW cold it is!
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This is a little song I wrote based on the old Dixieland tune “St. James’ Infirmary.” Of course, I would NEVER leave my wife at an Exxon Station — Fina is much cheaper!
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Episode No. 16: The Incident
I refuse to shop at the mall. So this year, I’m making my own Christmas presents.
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If I were to ever give a speech, I know this is exactly how it would be received. So don’t ask, and I won’t have to say, “Sorry, but I’m booked that night.”
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The computer has this way of sucking me into playing “Just one more round of solitaire” when I should be doing something more important — like watching TV.
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Episode No. 12: No More Food!
To save the environment, sometimes you have to give up those things you enjoy — but never bacon!
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Saturday is a day for work, but if you don’t have a plan, you might as well stay on the couch!
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Our economy would be better off if more people got haircuts.
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You want proof that men and women are different? Just look in the bathroom.
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