Episode No. 19: It’s Okay to Forget

November 30, 2009

Scientist now believe that forgetting things is the key to remembering other things!


Episode No. 18: Ride, baby! Ride

November 17, 2009

Motorcycles are not meant to be stored in a garage during the winter. They're meant to be ridden, no matter HOW cold it is!


Episode No. 17: I Left My Wife at the Exxon Station

November 10, 2009

This is a little song I wrote based on the old Dixieland tune "St. James' Infirmary." Of course, I would NEVER leave my wife at an Exxon Station -- Fina is much cheaper!


Episode No. 16: The Incident

November 3, 2009

I refuse to shop at the mall. So this year, I'm making my own Christmas presents.


Episode No. 15: Never Trust a Goat

October 26, 2009

Episode No. 14: The Theory of Relative Stupidity

October 19, 2009

If I were to ever give a speech, I know this is exactly how it would be received. So don't ask, and I won't have to say, "Sorry, but I'm booked that night."


Episode No. 13: Lost in Solitaire

October 12, 2009

The computer has this way of sucking me into playing "Just one more round of solitaire" when I should be doing something more important -- like watching TV.


Episode No. 12: No More Food!

October 6, 2009

To save the environment, sometimes you have to give up those things you enjoy -- but never bacon!


Episode No. 11: You’ve Got To Have a Plan

September 28, 2009

Saturday is a day for work, but if you don't have a plan, you might as well stay on the couch!


Episode No. 10: Get a Haircut; Save the World

September 22, 2009

Our economy would be better off if more people got haircuts.