November 30, 2009
Scientist now believe that forgetting things is the key to remembering other things!
November 17, 2009
Motorcycles are not meant to be stored in a garage during the winter. They're meant to be ridden, no matter HOW cold it is!
November 10, 2009
This is a little song I wrote based on the old Dixieland tune "St. James' Infirmary." Of course, I would NEVER leave my wife at an Exxon Station -- Fina is much cheaper!
November 3, 2009
I refuse to shop at the mall. So this year, I'm making my own Christmas presents.
October 19, 2009
If I were to ever give a speech, I know this is exactly how it would be received. So don't ask, and I won't have to say, "Sorry, but I'm booked that night."
October 12, 2009
The computer has this way of sucking me into playing "Just one more round of solitaire" when I should be doing something more important -- like watching TV.
October 6, 2009
To save the environment, sometimes you have to give up those things you enjoy -- but never bacon!
September 28, 2009
Saturday is a day for work, but if you don't have a plan, you might as well stay on the couch!
September 22, 2009
Our economy would be better off if more people got haircuts.