Just give me a robe

I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those flimsy, silky, Hugh Hefner type bathrobes that make you feel like you're in some pornographic movie and something's about to happen for which the kids better close their eyes -- and I mean right now! Nosirree, I'm a flannel, old-style, robe-wearing guy who has been wearing the same robe for almost 20 years...and my grandfather wore the same robe before me. Okay, it has some holes in it here and there, but so what.